Sunday, December 27, 2009


woke up at 8 something in the morning and i saw my camera beside me and apa lagi,

morning cam whoring laa.. ;p

baik untuk kesihatan okk..i read an article said that if you look into the mirror when you wake up first thing in the morning and looked beutiful, it means that you are naturally beautiful.heheh sorry about this disturbing pic. i may look like a dude heheh. i miss my cam whoring days..ok you guys boleh muntah sekarang

anyway..went to curve and shopping like mad. dahla broke tak sedar diri nak shopping jugak. well, there's some drama rama but then i was in a very good mood so after shopping hadiah nunu and anis went to nunu's house by cab. and the cabbbb, i tell you suparjo betol! he charged me for freaking rm30 from curve to nunu's house and tau tau pulak that i was kinda desperate housewife that time. gosshh duit terbang begitu sahaja.

tips: never ever ever tahan taxi when you're not emotionally stable

yeahh.the dinner was lovely. girl power bebeh..

garden ladies+harith hisyam. aww my tangan goyang2

me.lovely anis sofia

iklan shampoo baby! kibas2 rambut

hanna+anis yang gorgeous

we just saw SANTA!

i luv this pic :)

harith nak masuk girls toilet

bombastic tele fantastic mr roba roba rooow

kasut sape yang cacat tu? (hehee)

thanks for inviting me ladies and anis sofia, im going to miss you! have a safe journey tau!!

oh ohh and surprise surprise..zaf gets to meet the plain melayu! hoho zul kan nama dia?

we were sooo jakun okkk..and i was kinda tergamam kejap sebab i expect that he looks macam bushy bushy and pelik but it turns out agak handsome jugakla. it was a very express meeting like 5 minit camtu je but luckily ada gamba hahaha..check out zaf's blog ;p

Thursday, December 24, 2009


hello now officially broke! haha yeah pokai. woah this is the first time im announcing this statement in public reading material but ohh well saya sudah muflis and bak kata syakirah, which is true, but its kinda weird la since im always at home mereput and menggemukkan diri mesti ada orng korek my tabung ayam..heehe

anyway..pmr results dah kuar kan? im sorry if i didnt ask them about their results because yeah im kinda scared and i dont want people to think that im being nosy aite? oh oh and surprisingly i noticed that people think that im the one who's taking pmr. i have registered to learn driving today and the woman at the counter looked at me for like seribu kali and asked

woman: ermm..awak ni umur brape tahun eh?
mimi yang adorable: haha saya ni umur 17 tahun
woman: ye ke? kenapa kecik sangat?
mimi yang adorable: (kecik? apa yang kecik? Xp)
woman: awak nmpak macam baru abis pmr

hoho muka i nampak muda yo. tak payah nak makan ulam petai..Xp
a few days ago i've been arrested by the gsc people yang muka macam raja lawak because i dont look 18. cis next month je kott what's the diff mann?? haha

Friday, December 18, 2009

19 December



biarpun kena berkurun menunggu loading but wajib tengok tau..hehehe

hehhehe..sorry morry klau tak subtitles and if the pic is disturbing..tak sengaja.lololololl Xp


i love love love love lovey love you sooooo muchhh!!

hahah ter gay skit but hey, you're my bestie and there are no perfect words to describe you. You have been the bestest friend i had ever had. ingat tak mula-mula kita kenal masa darjah lima? rambut cendawan, dengan kaca mata semua. dari muka kitaorng macam opah yang tak penah tengok cermin sampai dah pakai contacts. you always been there for me, sharing inside jokes, kacau-kacau random people and even there for me whenever i feel down and sad. i dont have to tell you that i was crying and you just knew when im feeling down. always support me when i had crazy idea. mesti nak gelak sama-sama. sleepovers and ingat tak kita main baling-baling muffin sampai masuk kat dalam seluar..

NUNU, you are like a sister to me. sister bukan kandung semestinya. Xp and you always always be my best friend

Thursday, December 17, 2009

waking up in vegas

Smkdj prom!!!
finally after bertahun-tahun bermimpi nak pergi prom and now we just had through the night already.
it was not bad after all.. everybody looked super glamorous, fabulous and all.. had such a super duper night. seriously after prom i felt like im really really going to miss high school.
how time flies, pejam celik pejam celik we actually finished spm, graduated and attended our senior prom..
ohh everything sangat bermakna.. i love every moment of it ;p
heheh sorry ter emo pulak..


kuasa amigos bersiap at my house.hahha i was kinda bersemangat nak buat documentary

hahaha sorry shiqin tempted gila nak letak gamba ni Xp

thanks to my auntie's friends, amigos dapat pakai makeup..

gamba berharga sejuta part 2. hahaha susah ok nak tangkap gamba dorng, express gila nak pakaikan corsage

while waiting for fadzil's limo to arrive

my prom date, arman syazwan
hoho thanks for picking me up


syamir and his prom date

ingat tak zaf kau cop syamir jadi prom date since form 4?

cis! heheheh



banyak kali shot nak ambik gamba ni semestinya my camera gegar gegar

my jogging partner, shean woei

alia the bad girl.. Xp

she will always be my super sweet girlfriend

all hail the prom queen!!!
hanna afifa

the gigolos hehhe



had an awsome possum night! seriously, went back home with fadzil's limo and then singgah uptown sebab dahaga sangat. sumpah jalan uptown cam sunyi sepi macam bandid town sikit but it was only pukul 1 lebih if im not mistaken la

went to mua's house at 2 something. after party at my house bebehh with nunu,harith and naj. sempat singgah kedai vcd haram beli cerita unrated (ehemehem) and the orphan. oh ya, arman, zizi and aiman pon dengan suka hatinya crash my house tengok cerita unrated sampai kul 4. luckily my mom tak sedar..hehehe but then only arman,naj,nunu and harith je yang sleepover. warning! korang jangan beli citer unrated. gila boriiinggg.hahahah

finally we slept at 7 am in the morning! gila hangover.

survivors=me and harith mata kelawar

really had fun a fun night!

Im really going to miss high school

Sunday, December 13, 2009

I wake up in the morning feeling like Awie..
woooshhh my voice turned into pondan in just one day. marvellous..i'll blame that sushi telur ikan that made me into this. hoho too much aji no moto..yes aji yang takde motor.. lolololl

so..since my mom forced me to go to the clinic. so yeah i went then met this old man. (the doctor of course)

doctor: hello..sakit apa?(i cant remember the actual dialog actully but nvm..Xp)
mimi: oh watsup..(teringin nak ckp camtu) erm sakit tekak sikit

*the doctor examined my throat,mouth dan sebagainya
*scribble-scrible onto his notes
*smile, scribble-scribble
*i smiled back
*stopped scribbling

doctor: i think you need to see the dentist
mimi: huh? dentist? why?
doctor: because your teeth banyak lapis

cis!! macam alien vs predatorrrrr!!!

congatulations're the 12 person who told me that
huhu i thought that he saw a baby tooth on my throat ke apa but its ok, its alright
im going to work and get my braces.hoho kan shiqin kan??

neway i've done shopping for my prom. goodness its was damn tiring to find perfect shoe.
i hope that i could walk in those heels. i practised walking in them since i bought it. hahah
oh ya, i found an article said that if you're a petite, you shouldnt wear heels that is more than 3 or 4 inch. boooooo!!!

of course la i engkar. wajibla pakai tinggi-tinggi,pijak orang boleh mati sume. huhu
terasa cam secretary yang tunggu nak goda orng skit.. Xp

Thursday, December 10, 2009


Saya dengan suka hatinya mengumumkan,

bahawa 8 Disember 2009


(weeee!! but only for some people ehemehem)



thank goddd spm is overrrrr!!!!! after all these years, studying at high school and it finally ends. i cant believe that im not a school kiddo anymore. and againnn spm is over! no more spm stress and spm pmses. now its time for patayyy and of course new chapter of life.(wahh)

me and nunu celebrate our freedom watching mahatma at curve. hohoo terus rasa insaf after watching 2012.

really had good crazy time with nunu!



oh oh and there's one more super important thing about 8th december..



have a wonderful, fabulous, and glamorous birthday girlfriend!!! lurve ya muah muaahhhh!!!

Thursday, December 3, 2009


tarian iban people!!!!!
one more paper to go lepas tu kita pesta bebeh!!!!!

omg gila tak sabar la nak abis spm. nak meliar promote kat orang2 mc donald yang kitaorng dah bebas! seriously after spm. first thing i wanna do.

1. tangkap gamba tengah jalan ngan baju sekolah sume
2. kalau hujan time tu kita kena buat headbangging mandi hujan
3. jerit kat kereta lalu lalang.."BANG KITA BARU ABIS SPM BANG!!" (gila rempit hehe)
4. kita enjoyyyyy!!

wohoooooo!!!!!! jom jom sesiapa sahaja dialu alu kan untuk join beta di sini. hehehe
omg pape pon yang no 1 tu kena pikir 2ooooo juta kali nnti baru abis spm kena langgar motor ice cream pulak. kesiaaaannn.. ohh dah lama kan tak nmpak pakcik ice cream yang stalk zaf tu? Xp

anyway, masa balik tadi tetiba uncle chin jadi emo. oh sesiapa yang tidak mengenali uncle chin, beliau (naik taraf) merupakan driver van saya yang berwarna kelabu itu. yeahh beliau telah berkhidmat untuk saya selama dari darjah satu sampai form 5!woohhh 11 tahunn ! uncle chin telah melihat saya membesar sejak takde gigi, ikat tocang dua ngn pinafore masa darjah satu, alia pon join naik van, accident sama-sama, dengar lagu Lemon tree(time ni scary gila sbb uncle chin was like asking me whether i remembered lagu tu tak masa van dia ada radio dulu)
and now, look at me, i'm going to leave school dah and after this, no more waking up at 530 am every morning and tunggu uncle chin bawah pokok depan skolah.
ohhh time flies..altough bunyi hon van dia sangat bising and pernah balas dendam at me by making me wait for him for 2 hours just becoz terlambat 10 minit, he's still the best. masa balik tadi we sembang-sembang pasal memori silam. kinda emotional but sentimental as well. to uncle chin,i really appreciate all the things that u've done. fetching me everyday and make sure that i tak melencong mana2 and even if u're not reading this, which i doubt he would, im going to miss u!

..................................................................................... yeah seriously after chemistry kita kena jadi gila tahap maksima
and and i cant believe prom dah nak dekat. apa pon tak beli lagi. muka pon gila buruk. hoho orang asli bebeh. and giirrrlllsssss have to have to have girls day out! tak tau la nak buat bila but klau ada mesti besttt! kita kena jadi glossy mlossy tau!


Tuesday, December 1, 2009

sweet dreams

sweet dreaaamm, or a beautiful nightmare
aha aha

time-time tengah baca physic, time tu la turun wahyu nak blogging. hoho anyway i got a very inspiring dream. its kinda bagi idea what am i going to do in future.
i dreamt that im going to be a Pilot! hohooho oh oh hanna was in my dream too. she was a pilot for french punya airlines and we're sooo hot. not to imagine that im wearing a 5 inch heels ngan stewards keliling pinggang offer nak tolong angkat bag. fooosshhhh gila macam videoclip. ohhh heaven. hahah

oh ya, and last time my mother said that she had this weird dream that im going to get married. its soo scary ok my mom kata my wedding buat kat stadium mppj ngn tema warna hijau and she actually saw 'my husband'. im kinda like omg omg camne rupa dia? handsome? tall? ada misai? or or isit one of my friends? =O
ohh tidak, my mom said that he was not bad looking, and definitely bukan naj,jabir,syamir,waimeng or fadzil, hehehe
tak gelap tak putih, veryy tall, and kaya.(kaching kaching) but rasanya dah takde parents coz kat dalam mimpi tu takde pon nmpak dorang. takde parents? sama ada anak yatim or cinta dihalang oleh ibu bapa? ohohooh creepy.kalau jumpa tepi jalan laki tu my mom boleh tujukkan ok coz muka gila clear.

and bukan itu sahaja, both of my sis dapat mimpi yang sama kott as in mimpi that im going to get married. but in that dream muka laki tu cam tak nmapk. booo...

ohh gosh hahha tetiba rasa excited. haha spm belom abis dah pikir bukan-bukan
but anyway,cakap pasal orng indon angkat pasir, ada banyak kat depan my house skarang since im going to have new neighbour.oh yeahh not to mention that there are two hot guys kat umah tu!

wohooo. me and my sister did some investigation about them and rupa-rupanya, mereka itu merupakan interior designer yang buat some renovations on that house. =( they will be gone bila umah tu dah siap. nooooooo..tak sempat nak stalk diorng. hahah

sekarang asyik hujan tak boleh nak jogging.
omg dah tahap merepek dah. have to study rite now. manalah tau boleh jadi pilot.hahahha

ciou people..

Friday, November 27, 2009


Some people think they're always right
Others are quiet and uptight

Others they seem so very nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice...
Inside they might feel sad and wrong

Twenty-nine different attributes
Only seven that you like

Twenty ways to see the world
Twenty ways to start a fight

i wrote this myself..hahahha NOT!

for me this song has its own meaning.
not like most of the song these days. other songs were superb of course . with the beat and all but it has no soul in it. watching mtv nowdays like watching semi-naked people dancing.but i didnt say that it was not entertaining hehe.

i watched batman on cartoon network. yes, batman yang cartoon punya and i was like woooshhh the cartoon was sexayy ok! with boobies and sexy dress. it even had a sexy scene with mooshy type of kisses. not disney punya type okk but chiquititas punya type. haha. damn. no wonder kids nowdays sangat extreme..hehe

you only live once

ooohhhh....i don't have mood to study today, so it's better for me to blog rather than doing nothing aite? hohoho anyway i think i'm going to be sick. these are a few symptoms that im having..

1.sakit perut

this sakit perut is the weird one i tell ya. i've not been eating regularly since exams but then i ate alot and i still feel that the food is not enough. everytime i ate something, the food just go poof! vanished in my stomach. my stomach feels hollow. it's like supermassive black hole.


i seldom got flu. maybe it's because of the weather. i used to like sunny days but now since malaysia asyik ditimpa hujan, the rain makes me go ooouuu lala. cold weather turns me on yo! i feel all the romantica in me when im exposed to cold air. hahaha air cond excluded. so when i found out that yesterday was kinda sunny, my nose like an iceberg melting slowly and went all gooey. i hope it doesnt effect my throat. nnti suara jadi amy search hehhe.

3.erm mini ketumbit

i always get ketumbit nowdays especially when i touch olie (my big fat cat). i actually did an experiment. everytime when i touch olie and then i touch my eyes, alakazaaammm hello mini ketumbit! Xp kalau tak percaya u guys are very welcome to try it at home. heheh

oh oh i didnt know that today was hari raya korban until my granny told me that there were no ingredients to make rendang. hoho im soo in alam doraemon.

so yeah, to all my friends,

selamat hari raya korban.....


happy stu'dying'!!! ;p

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

roma romama

3 + 3 papers... GONE FOR ETERNITY

add math paper was bloody hell!
i can't stop termenung bila habis. it's like you have been in coma for i dunno how many years and when you woke up you have armpit hair like santa.

i got a new theory about add math. i think it was created by satan. hohoh
tak sampai hati nak google creator of add math Xp
anyway. spent 4 hours before the paper of horror with amigos and zafirah at my house. kitaorng cakap banyak sangat sampai nak siap im kinda kelam kabut and wore my camisole terbalik..hehe

tetiba teringat kat mr ben. XD i hope our next papers tak buat otak-otak kita terbakar

Thursday, November 19, 2009

goodbye temenggung jugah!


3 papers dah habis! 6 more to go..

yipeee yaya yippee yippee yaaa...

boleh buat upacara pembakaran. baling buku sejarah kat tempat pelupusan sampah

bagi monyet makan..weeeeeeeeee

anyway first day of spm..

woosshhh i was so gementar but luckily i can sleep well.

pagi-pagi bangun semangat membakar nak buat bm.

i woke up as usual and waited for uncle chin like always..

630 a.m

tunggu uncle chin. muka tersenyum. tak pakai stokin.dah sedia kepit roti kat mulut.

700 a.m

tunggu uncle chin.muka separa senyum tapi still maintain semangat membakar.dah pakai stokin.roti dah abis.

715 a.m

uncle chin tak muncul2. terus kabut. rambut pon dah kering. call uncle chin pastu kena marah sbb dia on the way

718 a.m (kot)

ada kereta lalu. bercorak ganas tapi warna macam kereta uncle chin tapi cermin tinted.

driver nmpak macam uncle chin tapi nape cam boroi je.

waved kat "uncle chin yang boroi". he waved back.

lepas tu tried to open the door but tetiba the door was locked.

rupa-rupanya salah kereta.
omg gila maluuuuuuuuuu. orng kat dalam kereta tu mesti buat muka "wtf budak spm mana nak masuk kereta aku ni". thank god the windows were tinted kalau tak mesti malu kalau terserempak kat ou.

730 a.m (huhu..)

at last uncle chin yang sebenar datang. no tinted windows and boroiness.

and hooorayyyy... first week of exam sudah beressss!!!

even though the sejarah paper agak..erm..susah but wtv la dah abis ponn

hahaha oh..and i think english paper macam titanic skit. i think that pemeriksa saw me tersenyum kambing sorang-sorang hehee..

i really really can't wait nak buat aktiviti2 extreme after spm

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Super Peperiksaan Menjelang


D-day is here!

the one and only....



to all my friends out there, i wanna wish u guys all the best and good luck for spm
hope that we will give all the best in our exams
mimi ibrahim
lepas spm kita berpesta!!!!!

Saturday, November 7, 2009


.:. imagine Miss MiMi and me something like them above


stupid salesperson!

gosshhhh i'm sooo pissed off. i dunno what's wrong with me these days but i get angry and annoyed easily. is it because of spm or hormone tak balance. bahhh

i hate when people treated me like a 12-years old kid yang baru lepas upsr and tak tau buat pape. eventhough that im kinda short and look kinda childish, it doesn't mean that i have no pride and doesn't need to be respect. hello!! im big enough to judge what's good and bad, mana yang mahal murah, rosak or cantik missy!!!
and if i'm a 12-years old kid sekaliponnnnn, i'm the customer and I'M the one with the money and that stupid salesperson don't deserve to embarrassed me in public!!

nak kata my dressing macam budak kecik pon tak jugak. i'm fully well dressed but still sometimes people just tend to look at me like a small kid. hello!! respect la skit. mentang2 la tinggi..

haihhh..i'm not being ungrateful or anything is just that how some people treated me like this had made me feel so small and grew into some kind of stupid inferiority. bangang punya kedai. lain kali tak nak pegi dah.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

mambo jumbo day!

it's a mumbo jumbo day! gila hectic. dah lama tak penat and occupied camni since form 3.
i went to school to help fadzil jadi QM yang berhemah and there was some kind for nike traning stuff siap ada orng2 kumpulan HUJAN wannabe yang jadi host. if i knew kena lari 2km je i should have been participate dah..

so me and nunu have to jaga one of the pit stop yang ada signboard "PUSH MYSELF" we were kinda bersemangat at first coz well ehem boleh nmpak orng2 lari yang peluh2 macam baywatch but then, it's not an easy job okk!!! we have to face 2 dogs pooing in front of us ngn hujan renyai2.sumpah kitaorng nampak cam pemotong rumput. dahla kena usha ngn mamat lori daun.. if i'm not mistaken, dia cakap.." abang nak lari sama" eeeeeeeeeeee... round 3 kali kotttt!!! i think that guy likes nunu..hahah!!

after that we went ou to watch pisau cukur. by that time, my neck was killing me. ohh yes, i had this terrible neck-ache. tersalah buat senaman kott heheh i felt like i'm that dude in that movie shutter. wooshhh i have to sit up straight and prayed that nobody calls me on the left.

shiqin went crazy okkk!!! baling popcorn ngan kotak2 sekali.dengan hebatnya i managed to avoid those flying rubbish. oh ya shiqin, shahredza minhat tak dapat goda aku lagi..hahahah

and then i got home like around 530. had to rushed for seminar at 7 and yeahhh me and syira arrived super glamorous okkk!! hahaha for more details read syira's blog..

i totally love the spotlight! XD

at back home. tengok true blood final episode :D

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

can you read my mind?

I wish you can read my mind :(


Monday, November 2, 2009

hairless armpits!!!

hello people..
have you guys been missing me?
hehehe i almost forgot that i have a blog and well yeah im kinda scared for spm.
seriously major nervous takoot and everything!!!!!
spm is just how many days ahead..

hmmppphhh!!! anyway. while we are busy studying, we must not forget to take care of our appearance and the most important thing is our health and fitness..

soo... if you are too lazy to shave your armpit hair, which is seriously erm okkkaaayyy..sangat tak hygenic kott especially if you're a girl..amalkan petua di bawah so that you dont have to shave them foreva...

all you need is...

jeng jeng jeng....

a few limes.. yesss!! LIME BABY!! or in malay, limau purut.

yeah and this not sure what is this thing called but is it a grater? or pemarut..

just find these stuff in your kitchen and start your hairless armpits project.

ok ladies,

all you need to do is, use the limes and don't cut them or anything. just take one lime and scrape ..(is it the right word??)

okkk..scrape the skin of the lime until you obtain some lime powder (haha) use them and put it in your food. the best is you put them in your plate of rice and eat them.

repeat everyday for best results.

easy peasy..i dont know the scientific explanation of this ingredient but you can google it if you want to. i got this petua from one of my makcik and her face was soo damn sure about this and she was actually whispering when she told me about it. i guess it supposed to be a secret but hoho i shared it with you guys.

i never tried this before but you guys can be my hamsters hehe..

gud luck and yeahh, for guys or jejaka jejaka handsome..please dont try this at home..

non-bulu man is ssooooo tak macho..heheh


and happy studying!!!!!

Monday, October 26, 2009

mr brightside

this is one of my favourite songs of all time.
brandon flowers is ohh soo gorgeous..especially when his face is clean-shaved

check out his giggles..'s soo relaxing..if my phone is canggih enough, i can use his laughter as my ringtone..
his moustache is kinda bugging my eyesight. but his current look is wayy way different ok..

huhu..gudnite people..


how to say kantoi in different languages...

malay- tertangkap/kantoi (duhh)
english- gotcha/got you/caught you
Italiano- Ho TE! Sei mia!
Spanish- te pillé
french- merci beaucoup.
thai- dtit fohn
tamil- ayoyooo.. (haha cant find the word ;P)

something happened today..
im kinda sad because my woman's intuition was right.
woman's intuition? hahah i feel like im married to a bomoh or something.. back home in dissapointment.

if i can turn back time,i would just said KANTOI kuat2 siap dengan bahasa thailand,french sume macam orng tak waras.
Nasib baik phone tak melayang. orng punya.
Now i know how it feels when you caught something that you actually know, but you're hoping that it was actually a lie or just pretend it to be wrong. blegh i can't write properly dah.

hmm..i dunno what am i going to do next but i'll just go with the flow.
bak kata my jiran yang ada abang hot main ping pong shirtless..

"don't simply jump to conclusions. cause you maybe..erm..wrong"

*ada unsur tokok tambah..heee

i'll see how it goes. if it's meant to's meant to be lah..

Thursday, October 22, 2009


i was sitting on my favourite chair which is made of wood. jati i guess
everybody knows that i love that chair. It's the only furniture that i love in my lovely house..ehh..second la after my bed. I love my bed.

anyway..everytime i want to enjoy my life watching in front of my beautiful tv screen, reading horoscope and magazines or maybe drink beloved chair is the place to be.

one fineeeee wonderful dayyy.... dayyyy!!! dayyyy!!!! deiiii!!!!!
i saw a creature. A creature which is surely not a 'man's best friend' and will never be. To some women, this creature can grab away the beauty or values of their belongings..

Anai- anai...

yes, i saw an anai-anai
i saw an 'anai-anai' being cosy and try to get closer to my beloved chair.
my heart pounced and anger started to take control of me.
i stared at that creature....but of course, anai-anai can't read minds..they're not phychic. stupid??

hmm..maybe not..ngeh..

i cant imagine what will happend to my beloved chair if that creature still messing around with it. it's hard for me to catch that pest coz i just simply can't. i'm too scared to get close to it.

kinda useless to me..

i hope my chair will not rot..
coz i really like that chair.

Friday, October 16, 2009


I dunno why, but i've been receiving shocking news day by day..
this week especially.

im gonna get sick.. im too traumatized.

i got this weird dream and i think it has to do with it.

oh ya..and something tells me that my friends are forgetting something
and maybe someone..
hope i don't go crazy..


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Im here to blog. The one and only Syamir.

Hello mate.
Syamir here, yes your magnet friend.
Told you I can hack your account, Miss MiMi. Since you are lazy to update or busy studying the 9 subjects for the major exam, Im here to update your blog. Oh, I cant believe SPM is just next month!!
October is not a good month for me, so yeah...

Anyway, this is my prediction on what my friends gonna be, kerja sebagai.....
Fadzil- Mechatronics Engineer
Mimi- scriptwriter for a movie or tv shows or maybe movie director
Shiqin- something like research and development in medical field, part time cafe owner
Syira- business girl and then create her own clothing line
Nunu- Lawyer or dentist
Zaf- anesthesiologist
Jabir- Ustaz or Peguam Syariah
Nanisia- probably after graduate, they become a group singer. Something like Spice Girls but they name their group after themselves "Lady nanisia"
I want to predict more, but Im scared if they tak puas hati then they will BOOM me.

Oh hmm jangan marah.
Just my prediction, not true, not true( I hope)
So, do you want me to predict your future job too?
If yes, just ask me.

Oh I need to drink fresh milk. I'll hack MiMi's account again.
Bye-bye lovers and magnets.
-Ahmad Syamir Akif.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009


monday... i loooveee mondayyy hahahah NOT!
actually its not true la. i only hate it when there's no perhimpunan where that's the place where we can see all murid-murid in the school and for other reasons *kening kening*

i had a not-so-good monday..nasib malang bertubi2.

sooo... to release tension..(tension la sangat). went ou to watch papadom.
that time in the mood nak bersama keluarga la but sebenarnya kuar dua orng je.hehe

masa nak beli ticket...-kaunter

mimi: encik saya nak beli papadom
orng ticket berkaca mata: ngehehe...adik ni bukan kedai mamak la *muka tak leh blahh*
mimi: tapi saya nak beli papadom kat sini jugak *buat motion ketuk meja mamak*
(tetiba orng ticket kat sebelah menjeling. muka gila garang)
orng ticket berkaca mata : ohhh ok la klau macamtu nak brape?
mimi: hmm untuk 2 orng je la.
orng ticket berkaca mata: ok pilih tempat makan.
mimi: cari seat yang ramai orng, nak makan ramai2 heheh
orng ticket berkaca mata: ok. terima kasih datang lagi ehh..makn ramai2 tau...

lameeee hahahaha...
bila masuk wayang kebetulan seat yang ramai2 tu dipenuhi orng2 badan agak besar.
so duduk kat tempat takde orng. tak sampai hati lalu depan mereka.


Friday, October 9, 2009


yesss!! you!!!
hahahahha relax... this is not spm tips ke apa.
is just that i decided to share some of my nenek kebayan tips with you guys.
have you ever experience this situation where i suddenly sit next to you and whisper something saucy and juicy???.. hahaha of course la tak pernah kann?? hoho that would be scary and creepy.
bet if i'll do that nobody wants to go near me.
anyway during my past time.. i read lots of unknown magazine and not to mention some of them are good and also ridiculous. i get lots of rare infos and tips pretty much about everything. Actually not everything la saje nak exaggerate skit. heheh
soo..yeah. I was thinking if i have no material to write for this blog i can share some of my ilmu majalah with you guys. bak kata pepatah
"sharing is caring"
"kedekut ilmu is a no no"
hehhee..i'll post something in the future..maybe once a week or month im gonna share with you guys a little bit of what i discover. And of course it depends on my mood and time and fresh new infos and everything cause well, spm is getting near.
goodbye wonderful people.


beyonce is coming to malaysia aite?? hahaha

well i dunno much about the tix price sume but syamir and fadzil said that if u make a banner that can make beyonce look/tertarik/terpikat/tergoda at you, u can win 10 tickets for free.

bak kata mereka la..

so..if you guys are terribly cracking your heads to find ideas for beyonce to look at you..

here's some of my ideas..crappy but maybe work.

1. Make your banner from super big scented paper.

why scented paper? because..beyonce will be wondering "what? a blank paper without my face on it??" (beyonce's slang) but she will be damn flattered because when the wind blows the scented paper, she can actually smell her perfume..isn't that romantic?hohoho.see beyonce dah tertarik. but this may causes air pollution and if beyonce has a flu..kesiannnn..

2. Write out all her lyrics on that banner.

well this is kinda common, but make sure you use glow in the dark paint juz like in i gotta feeling video clip tu. this helps beyonce to have better vission at night and you guys can shine in the crowd. plus if one of you guys get lost. he/she could be easily noticed.

oh..if you guys cannot find the paint, fret not, you can always use torchlight


3. Make a lifesize banner/mannequin that look just like beyonce and put it on your shoulder..


i guarantee!!! that beyonce can see you from far far away..
anywayy amigosss get ready to practice our single ladiesss ngahaha after spm kita berdansa!!!

good luck.


Tuesday, October 6, 2009

homeless guy

last monday, when i was walking to the place where budak2 bawak pokok lepak.

i smelled something..

something that i can't describe by words. i followed the smell and i saw..

i saw..

a human...

a homeless guy.

i was shocked and surprised. who could this person be?

kesian dia..everybody gave him a mean look. he looked so hungry and miserable.

i wanted to derma him rm1 but i was too scared that maybe he would grab me or something. giri, rauf and arman pon sama. sume takut.hehe
zaf n nunu wanted to give him a makeover juz like in that show keeping up with the kardashians
well i guess he really needs it.

anyway I feel so bad to him. i did laugh at him hehe. a bit je because i was so shocked but in the end i was left alone with that dude okkk!!! balasan dunia.

i wonder..maybe that homeless guy is not human. maybe he's here because of some reason.
maybe he wanted to see how we people react when we see a person like him.

hmm.. if he's not human, i guess i will die first coz i did laugh at him.huhu
ohh..i take it back la..he is human. i saw him jalan2 at kayu ara.budak2 kacau.

goodbye homeless guy.take care.

Tyson Ritter

I wanna I wanna go AAR concert!!!
bahh. people said that tyson and his gang may not coming to malaysia
coz tyson was injured in an accident and he was not fully medicated.
take a look at him..

poor ty. i was laughing out loud when i watched this video
but then at the same time i feel so bad for him.

if this is real, i would salute him mann. imagine that he still wanna go up there on the stage, suffering like that for his fans. i wonder if that ninja got paid for that.

to tyson ritter, get well soon.

helloooo helloooo

hello people!!!
this is BRAND NEW!!

hahaha wow i cant believe that im actually writing a blog right now..
im getting excited already.

anyway, if you guys are wondering, the main reason why this blog suddenly exist
is because i want to be a LEGEND!! hehhe (nahh)
well, actually i want to share a lil bit of my life with the world.dun worry juz a bit. and i was hoping that when im old and wrinkly and terketar2, i can cry in front of my cicit's computer or maybe some kind of teknologi canggih in the future,looking back the good ol memories.

n plus if my cucu cicit want to hear about my life senang saje. bukak computer. baca blog.